Archive for September, 2009

The Vegan Files:

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

This section will be an ongoing set of articles  following my journey into and through the Vegan world.  I am starting off with my personal experience with stopping eating meat, and transitioning to being a vegetarian.  I hope you are able to relate to some of it, and maybe learn something.  Please ask questions, leave comments, and ENJOY!

When I became Vegetarian for the first time, I was 14 years old.  It was the summer and I was working in British Columbia’s Okanagan Valley sorting cherries on an organic orchard.  At the time the ideas of organic, ecological, natural, global warming, animal cruelty all had never crossed my mind.  I was very in tune with nature in that I understood her well, but in truth, I knew nothing of her needs, wants, desires and hopes for her beautiful planet.  I ate meat, not so much unapologetically, as much as ignorantly.  I wasn’t wilfully ignorant, I had simply lived my life free from anyone telling me what goes into one hamburger patty.

I was working several days into cherry season, and during a 10 hour work day the topics of conversation would range from any extreme to another.  So as the topic shifted to family hunting practices, I came to realize the great differences between my “city folk” upbringing, in a wealthy suburb of Vancouver, and their upbringings in the beauty of Okanagan wine country and orchard paradise.  Nearly everyone I was working with had either participated in hunting animals for sport, or else had family members who had.
My limited experience with the idea of hunting was regulated to my family, none of whom had ever hunted, and what I’d seen and heard in my culture, which was entirely of the view that hunting is a terrible, cruel, needless practice that a civilized society must abolish.
I mentioned this belief, as though it were obvious.  My co-workers were amused, and laughed at my ignorant, narrow minded city view of the issue.  They never realized it, but they were the first people in my life who taught me the value of deeply understanding my own beliefs and why I hold them.  They asked me if I ate meat, to which I said ‘yes’ with the air of duh, don’t we all, and your point is…?  One person asked me how I figured hunting was morally reprehensible due to killing an animal, yet I felt fine eating the flesh of an animal someone else had killed for me.  I was stunned.  Someone killed animals so that I could eat meat.  Why hadn’t somebody told me!?  I felt betrayed, lied to, dirty, evil, guilty, and deeply ashamed of my lifetime of ignorance.  In the many years past I have learned to acknowledge that, in a society where eating people who aren’t of the same species as you is the norm, it can be very difficult to hear these difficult truths.

I became vegetarian that instant.  I remained vegetarian until the following summer when I came to the selfish decision that as long as it was well disguised, I could eat a little meat.  Somehow sausages, hamburgers, hot dogs, bacon and anything else that doesn’t look anything like a chunk of animal flesh, was ok with me.  I do dumb things sometimes.  I finally asked myself the hard question after a little while of eating meat again; “could I look this animal in the eyes and kill him or her?”  The answer was no.  The answer is still no, and has been for 9 years.

Tips for Responsable Interactions with Animals

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

Keep wild animals wild.  Around the world, millions of exotic animals are held captive as pets. Sadly, the overwhelming majority of people who keep wild animals as pets are unable to provide the care they require. It is estimated that 90% of wild animals kept as pets are dead within the first two years of captivity. Those that survive are often kept in appalling conditions and can pose a serious threat to human health and safety. Over the past 10 years, there have been thousands of incidents of injury and death involving wild animals.  Do not buy exotic animals as “pets.”  Educate family and friends about the animal welfare problems and safety concerns related to the private ownership of exotic animals.  Speak out if you see an exotic animal living in deplorable conditions or being abused. Report it to the appropriate animal control agency.  Get involved. Support legislation to ban private ownership of exotic animals.

Be considerate of your companion animals.  Caring for a companion animal is a big responsibility and can sometimes be hard work. It is easy to forget that companion animals depend on us for everything, including nourishment, safety, and medical care. Providing only the bare essentials – food, water, and shelter – is not enough to give your companions a good life. Too many people neglect their animals’ need for exercise, mental stimulation, and companionship.  Give your companion animal a good life by providing lots of love, comfortable surroundings, and toys.  Make appropriate arrangements for your companion animals when traveling. Leave them safely at home in familiar surroundings with a trusted friend or relative.  Make appropriate arrangements for the care of your animal companions in the event that they outlive you or you’re otherwise unable to look after them. Each year thousands of pets are left homeless and end up euthanized in shelters simply because their human companion passed away or became too ill to care for them.  Never leave your companion unattended in a car in the summer, even for a short period of time. Temperatures can rise alarmingly fast.  Never keep your dog chained up outside.  Purchase a license or identification tag for your companion animals. If they get lost, proper identification could be their ticket home.

Support your local animal shelter or animal rescue organization.   Most communities have a shelter overflowing with animals waiting to be adopted. Many of these shelters are understaffed and employees are overworked. Keeping up with the demands of so many animals requires a significant amount of resources and many shelters struggle to maintain adequate supplies. Workers often suffer from compassion fatigue after continued exposure to the results of cruelty, ignorance and apathy toward animals.  Help out! Volunteer to walk a dog, play with a cat, or clean a cage.  Contribute financially or donate items such as bedding, cleaning supplies, pet food, or toys.  Volunteer to help wildlife rehabilitators nurse injured wildlife back to good health.

Don’t wear another animal’s coat!  Every year, more than 50 million animals worldwide, including rabbits, foxes, mink and chinchillas, are violently killed in the name of “fashion.” Some are caught in the wild and die in barbaric traps. Others are raised on fur farms where they spend their entire lives packed into filthy cages. These animals are killed by cruel methods that preserve their pelts, such as neck-breaking, gassing, or anal electrocution.  Forego fur and leather.   It takes 40 dead animals to make one fur coat!  No market can profit without customers.  Beware of clothes with fur trim or lining. Check the label or ask the sales assistant.  Do not buy leather shoes, wallets, clothing, key chains, books, binders or anything made of animal flesh!  Boycott shops that sell fur, and explain your actions to management.  Educate fellow consumers about the atrocities of fur farming.

Request an alternative to animal dissection.  Every year, millions of animals – including frogs, rats, pigs, and cats – are dissected in schools and universities across the globe. Most dissected animals are caught in the wild and suffer terribly during capture, handling, and transport. Live frogs, for example, are piled into cloth bags for days or weeks, left to die from suffocation or dehydration. Other animals are obtained as ‘byproducts’ of cruel industries. For instance, slaughterhouses provide fetal pigs, and fur farms sell skinned mink, foxes, and rabbits to schools for dissections.  Refuse to dissect an animal.  Request a humane alternative like computer programs, videos, or plastic models.  Spread awareness about dissection. Write a letter to the editor in your school paper. Have students, teachers, and others in your community sign a petition in support of alternatives to dissection.

Watch your words:  The kind of language we use to describe animals is very powerful in shaping how we view them. Unfortunately, our society often uses animal names in a degrading fashion. For example, we insult people by calling them a pig, a weasel, or a baboon. One person might ridicule another with terms like chicken or bull-headed. These words can reinforce demeaning attitudes about animals and in turn, shape callous behavior towards them.  You can:  Adopt a vocabulary that is accurate and respectful of non-human animals.  When speaking about animals use “who” instead of “which” or “what.”   Refer to individual animals with gender as “he” or “she” instead of “it”.  Describe yourself as a “guardian,” not an “owner” of your “companions,” not “pets.”

Enjoy cruelty-free entertainment.  Animals are abused and exploited in a variety of forms in the entertainment industry. Circuses that feature animals, for example, use cruel training techniques, like shocking and beating, to force wild animals to perform unnatural and even painful tricks. Dog-racing is another example of severe mistreatment of animals for human amusement. While at the racetrack, dogs are confined in small cages barely large enough for them to stand up or turn around. During races, they suffer serious injuries, like broken legs, cardiac arrest, and spinal cord paralysis. Thousands of dogs are killed each year when they are injured or are no longer fast enough to be profitable.  Stay away from circuses that feature animals, dog-racing tracks, rodeos, and other venues that exploit animals for entertainment.  Make every effort to ensure that traveling animal acts don’t stop in your town. Take your message to the sponsors (store owners, radio and television stations) and inform promoters about the problems with animal acts.  Take your friends and family to animal-friendly entertainment. Circuses that employ only human performers are a great way to be amazed and entertained in a cruelty-free manner.

Leave animals out of the classroom.  In schools rabbits, mice, frogs, fish, and countless other animals are subjected to substandard care as teaching “tools” or classroom “pets.” Many teachers bring animals into the classroom with good intentions – to teach responsibility or to raise awareness about animals – but once animals arrive they become victims of abuse and neglect. Animals are often forgotten when school is not in session and suffer from lack of climate control, missed meals, and unsanitary living conditions.  You can Discourage your teacher from introducing an animal to the class. If you are a parent, talk to principals and teachers about the welfare issues of keeping animals in classrooms.  Contact the school principal or local animal control agency if an animal is suffering in a classroom and no action is being taken.  Find alternative ways to teach children about animals and pet care, such as videos, demonstrations, and guest lectures from animal specialists.

Become a political animal.  New legislation is an important part of protecting animals and propelling the animal movement forward. Passing animal-protective legislation, however, can be a challenging task. In many cases, elected officials only respond to issues involving non-human animals when their constituents have compelled them to do so. Unfortunately, many people are intimidated or confused by the legislative process and fail to tell their representatives how they feel about animal issues. As a result, important animal legislation easily slips through the cracks.  Register to vote and research the voting records of candidates to ensure that you support animal-friendly lawmakers.  Contact lawmakers regarding animal related legislation and remember to be professional and positive.  Don’t make enemies. Never threaten or antagonize a legislator.  Get involved in legislative campaigns. Help someone get elected by volunteering to work, placing a campaign sign in your yard, or handing out leaflets.

Other Tips:

Teach your friends about the importance of being kind to animals.

SPEAK OUT!!!!!  Never tolerate animal cruelty; report suspected cruelty to the authorities, please do not take matters into your own hand.
Adopt a shelter pet, DO NOT EVER buy from a breeder or a pet store.  Nearly always these animals come from puppy/kittie/bunny/etc. mills and suffer horendous abuse, forced to give birth time after time after time until they eventually die young from exhaustion and abuse.  Even in the cases of good breeders who care for their animals, it is still essential to only adopt from shelters.  There are approximately 6-8 million  animals in shelters in the U.S., it is most important that they get loving, safe homes than it is to bring yet more animals into the world that cannot be cared for.
Spray or neuter your companion animals and encourage friends, family members, neighbors, coworkers, and acquaintances to do the same.
Keep pets’ vaccinations current and visit your veterinarian regularly, at least once a year.
Identify your pets with visible ID tags on their collars, and preferably ear tatoos or microchip.
Appreciate wildlife and learn more about it; but please don’t approach wild animals or attempt to rescue them – contact the authorities

Invite a humane educator to your child’s classroom

Leave room for wildlife habitats in your own yard by providing birds with feeders and a bird bath; put out appropriate squirrel food

Make your own bird or bat house

Instill compassion in your children by demonstrating kindness towards all living creatures.

Donate to your local animal shelter. You can donate cash, items such as carriers, blankets, toys, food or water dishes, etc, or your time!  A few hours here and there can make a huge difference in the life of a neglected or abused animal.
Cut apart the plastic rings from six-packs so they cannot be a danger to wildlife
Clean up spills of antifreeze or other toxins to prevent companion and other animals from consuming it.

Psycho Ass Hole of the Week:

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009


Meet Eliot Spindel.  He is really special.  So special in fact, mevegan thought him fitting of the first ever designation of “Psycho Ass Hole of the Week.”

Spindel is a vivisector at OHSU, Oregon Health & Sciences University.  You have heard of brutality against innocent animals, and you have heard of senseless waste, but this guy is going to blow your minds.  Seriously, get ready to call a friend.   It was discovered during the Vietnam war that if male prisioners were electrically shocked for a long enough time, they would ejaculate.   Now think about what kind of a bastard, waste of space, sub-human piece of shit could take that knowledge and think; ‘heay, I could really make money off of that!’  So Eliot straps down male monkeys inside his torture chambers, and performs this electrocution upon them, raping them until ejaculation.  He then takes this semen, and rapes the female monkeys to impregnate them.  Once they are pregnant, they suffer though many surgeries to implant nicotine pumps on their backs.  While  the women are pregnant, he cuts the forming baby out of their womb at various stages of pregnancy, sometimes allowing them to be fully birthed.

So your question is WHY?!  GOD WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH THINGS?!?!?!?!?  Well, Spindel is on a path to find evidence that smoking during pregnancy is bad for the developing baby.  WHAAAAAAT??????  Yep, that’s right, he missed the 73 memos regarding smoking during pregnancy being bad.  In his own words he justifies his behavior:  “Although a number of studies have shown a strong association between maternal cigarette smoking and spontaneous abortion, preterm delivery, low birth weight, and neonatal morbidity and mortality, 10-20% of women still smoke during pregnancy. Infants born to mothers who smoke during pregnancy are more prone to respiratory ailments and compromised lung function. Epidemiologic studies…have identified significantly increased incidence of bronchitis and hospital admissions for lower respiratory illness in the infants of mothers who smoked during pregnancy… .”

If it makes you feel any better, you’re the ones paying him to do it.  Spindel receives tens of millions of dollers in social assistance money to continue his torment and abuse.  He has received $7.6 million in government handouts since 1992.  He is scheduled to receive still more welfare money in order to continue these ridiculous, wasteful, vicious experiments until 2012.  YOU HAVE THE POWER TO STOP HIM!  Please write to his bosses, and also to your congressperson today!  It is imparative that this bastard be fired, and forced to look for an actual job like the rest of us! Go to the website below and scroll to the bottom for contact information for Eliots two bosses at OHSU.

Congratulations Eliot Spindel, you are mevegan’s first ever Psycho Ass Hole of the Week.

Vancouver Animal Defense League Needs Your Help!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

The VADL is in need of some extra support this fall/winter season.  They have an ongoing campaign against the Fairmont Hotels world wide and are demanding the fairmont remove the chain of fur stores in their lobbies.  The VADL also works to get local restaurants to cease selling foie gras and veal.  These guys are heros and work tirelessly to protect all life on our earth.  For their protest schedule and any other information, send them an email at:

Check out The Cove in a theatre near you!

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

The new movie The Cove has been both horrifying and inspiring audiences from all around the world for several weeks now.  This is one of the most important documentaries ever released, and certainly the most important documentary about the Taiji dolphin slaughter.  If you have seen it, please collect some friends and see it as an event!  If you haven’t seen it, it is imparative that you make it to the theatre and open your mind to this.  I cannot reccomend this movie highly enough.  It is reminiscent of Sharkwater in that it is brilliantly made, smart, and action-packed (including wicked stake outs, and late night excursions in balaclavas.)  This movie is a thill ride with a fantastic climax featuring some seriously ballsie behavior from cetacean-warrior Ric O’Berry.

For showtimes, and locations, check out and

Madonna proves yet again that she's a psycho, earth/animal loathing whore…

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Madonna is on Mother Earth’s naughty list.

The material girl recently placed an order for 110 pounds of kosher beef for the last two performances of her “Sticky and Sweet” tour in Tel Aviv. WHOA!

While some believe that Kosher beef is less cruel, the truth is far more grim. And environmentally? Well you can bet Mother Earth is crying her damn eyeballs out.  Let’s do a little math, shall we?

According to the Water Education Foundation – a non-profit organization that prides itself on being “the only impartial organization to develop and implement educational programs leading to a broader understanding of water issues and to resolution of water problems” – it takes 2,464 gallons of water to produce one pound of beef.

That means Madonna’s one order is using 271,040 gallons of water!!!!

Now consider this: federal regulations mandate that new shower heads must exceed no more than 2.5 gallons of water per minute.

A little number crunch on the old calculator will show that you could take 10,840 showers with the same amount of water used to produce 110 pounds of beef. Assuming you take one shower a day, this means you could shower for more than 29 years with the amount of aqua Mo wasted on her beefed-up order.

For this stunt Ecorazzi gives Madonna 2 HUGE green thumbs down. Save some water for the rest of us, why don’t you?

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